Here is a compilation of some fun tweets (Retweets, replies etc) about today’s eclipse. I laughed so hard at some and just had to share. Enjoy.
(Image; Best world viewing of the eclipse at Gabon)
@gimbakakanda; God will specially judge the case of my neighbour who posted “eclipse things”, ah! What we had here was a slight change in weather jor!
@EbukaAkara; Dear Nigerians, In case the Eclipse hasn’t gotten to where u are yet, Pls bear wit us, it’s due to network challenges. Text ECLIPSE to 3358.
@an4all44; If u missed the Eclipse,u prolly was sitting next to a FAT person,s/he must ve been obstructing you
@Cyrus_ThaVirus; Education is good sha. To think that when an eclipse happens, our ancestors used to run helter skelter, making sacrifices to the gods..
@Anoty_LEO; Pls if u can’t tweet a good stuff abt the eclipse pls just chill and RT. Ah ahn c dry jokes for my TL
@zebbook; When the white man finally understands how to reprogram the solar system, they’ll put Africa in a state of perpetual eclipse
@OvieO; Whoever shoots a twerking video outside during the Eclipse will become a YouTube sensation in less than 48 hour
@BasketMouth_; Calabar people waiting for Eclipse like its Dog meat. =D
@supersanusi; I can’t believe Abuja people too are standing outside looking for Eclipse. Abuja sun no dey fear moon
@itsAduke; Wait o fake eclipse picture tun wa ni? Ah Naija foreve
@stevekaylanre; And some1 just wished me happy eclipse
@deezer234; People too busy looking for what to eat…they don’t have time for an eclipse
@AYCOMEDIAN; AY Comedian’s Blog: ECLIPSE OF THE SUN OCCURING RIGHT NOW, GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK AT THE SUN
@enyiomeruah; Asked the driver about the eclipse. He said “sun and moon dey fight for up”. Gbam
@Freeze_Coolfm; This eclipse of the sun must have been organised by PDP. Cuz it cant be viewed in any state governed by an opposin party. Eg. lagos
Perhaps the eclipse is a divine souvenir from Jerusalem. Take that, you tacky keyholders, t-shirts and snowglobes!!!
Will the eclipse advance their transformation agenda? Or is it only symbolic of how corruption has eclipsed good governance
@itsAduke; Some people r so insatiable, they r even not impressed by the eclipse, which is not any man’s doing! Mo beru omo araye o! AH
Toh. You people should sha be careful. I’m told the eclipse causes erectile dysfunction and you will need to see the next one as the etutu.
@N6OFLIFE; This tin no be Any YeYe Eclipse JARE!…. NA rain Wan Fall
@bwesigye; So, what if the eclipse chooses not to show up? All the Eclipse-themed parties. Consumerism dying us.
God!!!!! »»»» RT @Sensei_Muna: Heard the eclipse was naked, that cloud was just covering it because children were watching
@Nedunaija; Once this eclipse starts, I’ll start preaching in my street, and then I’ll make alter call. I’ll end it with a call for offering.
@elnathan; Clubs should open during the three hour solar eclipse, close at 4, then open again at 9. #businesssense
@9jareigns; I guess I can wish you all a happy eclipse Sunday!!! That is all I can read on my TL right now
@SlimDandyMUFC; If people expected Jesus the same way they expected the Eclipse…Hell would be less populated 🙂
@cchukudebelu; I thought there’d be no sunlight today. That’s not the case so this “eclipse” isn’t that impressive
@AfricanCeleb; The clouds have now covered the sun completely. It’s still an eclipse. Just a cloud eclipse. Hehe
@baroka; Told my neighbor there’s an eclipse going on. He said he heard it on the news. He said he also heard we’d lose an hour today. *Facepalm
@victorsozaboy; If you did not see the eclipse, you are definitely a PDP member, under the umbrella!
@elnathan; Allow the eclipse joor. You do you come to work on time every day. You know how it is bribing our customs officers and all. It will come
@Imagervet; Just tried to get lil miss to come see eclipse with me. She goes,what is my own with eclipse? Is dstv not working ni? Me: *____*
@victorsozaboy; This Lagos cloud is bent on eclipsing the eclipse. This is PDP’s fault
@Nobsdaslushhkid; Most “bleachers” would be wondering what the effect of the eclipse will be on their skin. Like,will it restore them to factory setting?
@MissIgho; Go outside during the eclipse, get naked, look at the sun, turn around three times then call the name of that guy you want to marry you.
@yvonnenelsongh; She’s cooking for me. When is the eclipse again???
@victorsozaboy; Today I remember Mr. Iyoha, my primary 1 teacher who taught us to view an eclipse from a bucket of tap water. Don’t confront with naked eyes
@victorsozaboy; Dear cloud move over, we see you everyday. Allow the eclipse to shine today. Thanks for your consideration.
@elnathan; If I was ever ungrateful to you,ever lied to you,ever refused to marry you even though I said I would, look upon this eclipse and forgive me
@Pearlosibu; I don’t like this eclipse. It is lame like rain wants to fall. I demand a total eclipse
@elnathan; Nigerians! No need to go and buy fuel for your gen. it will only be a partial eclipse ie half of a yellow sun.Just Stroll out with the book
@HL_Blue; What is an eclipse? It’s like Nepa taking light just that this time it’s the whole world
@elnathan; Faith without works is like nkwobi without ugba. If your partner gives excuses for spending the eclipse together, breakup before it happens
@xeenarh; I can bet some pastor will claim today’s eclipse as a sign from God. The sad part is some parishioners will believe…
@elnathan; If you want to break up, please do it before the eclipse. Leaving someone youy have shared an eclipse with is the height of cruelty
@boluxxxx; If this Eclipse was on a week day though, we would have declared it a public holiday. We are Nigeria. We don’t let holidays slide
@Pearlosibu; Special adviser to the president on matters of eclipse